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my name is Zoe and I am 50 shades of fabulous

somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite youimage

intoxifaded:

ghosthost:

Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

make this viral

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

american person: *writes date*
me: but there is no 15th month

caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

vinesnow:

How normal girls laugh vs. My laugh

(source: VinesNow.com)

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neyagawa:

literallysame:

so this guy met perez hilton and

this was beyond my wildest dreams

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

slutsondemand:

Did they not know it was a horse?

slutsondemand:

Did they not know it was a horse?