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my name is Zoe and I am 50 shades of fabulous

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

c0rvling:

give ‘em the ol’

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squarlo:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

WHAT ARE YOU DOING REBECCA
i just have a headache mom
WHY DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE REBECCA

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lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

nanahiro:

chihiro fujisaki tellin it like it is

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

listenandforgiveme:

the amount of concentration a person devotes to transporting an overly full cup of tea from kitchen to couch is directly proportionate to just how British you are

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

fagmobs:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

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wow, i want a relationship like this <3

wow, i want a relationship like this <3

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

4 days ago514,032 plays

Angel Garfield visits kids in London wearing full costume, April 08